...is the best tv show I have seen in years. "I am Vampire," says Bill. They even have alcoholic exorcisms, which might be an easier method than going to meetings. It's on Sundays on HBO and it's by the same dudes who brought us Six Feet Under. I am a delectable drinking vampire. Enjoy your O negative. Will their version of People Magazine be called "Blood?" Will they have vampire bar mitzvahs where they drink blood instead of wine? At Communion, will they really drink the blood? These and all other thoughts are bubbling in my head as Lafayette, a human, awaits his destiny in the dungeon. It's all just teeth and antacids.
